I ain’t a chump.

But when a spider the size of my thumb is crawling up my leg, I will most eagerly light myself on fire.

It’s like they don’t know what personal space is.

Also, he may have lived in some shipping totes I’m cleaning out.

Don’t get me wrong, dude, you’re pissed, but one of us willingly burned herself and the other is apartment hunting.

….now I feel guilty. Find yourself a condo, guy.

How to write someone off…

Calling them a dildo.

@churchofbobsaget , they required the explanation, which made me sound hella clever as I destroyed the bond of familial kinship. Super badass. I didn’t even look back at the explosion.

In all seriousness, I might get arrested if she keeps pushing me. I have never wanted to throatpunch a bitch more than I do now.

askshyster

asylum-art:

The Dark Art of Timothy Hon Hung Lee

Tim Lee’s large-scale ink drawings and paintings on rice paper are, at a first glance, tightly bound with the visual aesthetics of Chinese painting, while simultaneously referencing elements of traditional European art. The conflation of these visual cultures is unsurprising: Lee is a British artist of Chinese descent. But the work does not just amount to a reverential homage to these past cultures.

supremepariah

Me when I play video games

  • Me: Fucking die already
  • Me: I swear to jesus if I die one more time
  • Me: I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN
  • Me: Oh shit hottie alert
  • Me: Move bitch, get out the way
  • Me: *high pitched screaming*
  • Me: Load already
  • Me: uNACCEPTABLE
  • Me: I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything.
  • Me: *turns off console*
  • Me:
  • Me: *turns console back on*
  • Me: God fucking dammit.